"_____ is a..."

So, after reading my sister in law's (Alinna is a part of the queen's ladies) post I attempted it myself. It, being googled: "Luke is a". And yes, the quotations were part of the google search. Here are my top 10 hits:

Luke is a1967 American drama film
Luke is a historian of the first rank
Luke is a handy development and diagnostic tool
Luke is a dumbass
Luke is a leader in nursing excellence
Luke is a feisty, talented thirteen-year-old from small town GA
Luke is a painter in words
Luke is a cowboy in the wild west who travels around delivering justice wherever he goes, accompanied by this faithful companion, Jolly Jumper
Luke is a Jedi Master (from wookieepedia)
Luke is a fully developed fish look at his gills when he ses ‘no that not true, that’s impossible

Amusing and accurate.

Here is Rockie:

Rockie is a skilled lyricist and MC who has roots in classic hip hop
Rockie is a true artist in every sense of the word
Rockie is a kind-hearted black bear with a tender smile
Rockie is a young up coming artist, give him his respect for taking his craft seriously and making a serious effort
Rockie is a 12 year adventure about a black labrador retriever and his master Dave
Rockie is a nice little neighborhood place with great frozen yogurt
Rockie is a private company categorized under Bible Camps
Rockie is a 3 yr old male Moluccan Cockatoo
Rockie is a sweet little guy
Rockie is a gentle horse with an amazing color that I met at my friends Jennifer's parent's ranch